Ben: Can I have a snack?
Me: Yes, an apple or a carrot or a string cheese.
Ben: How about a rice cake?
Me: No, you may have an apple or a carrot or a string cheese.
Ben: Darn it! You're ruining my whole life! (stomps away)
IF ONLY THAT WERE THE ONE THING THAT MIGHT RUIN HIS LIFE!
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